Plushie the Uterus and the Testes Twins

I got the very best package in the mail today.

Plush Testicles!

I’ve been worried that Plushie is lonely lately. I thought she could do with all little companionship, so I decided to get her a testicle . . . . like you do.

But I didn’t feel right getting her only one ball. Plushie is a lot of uterus. She definitely needs a full set of balls.

She’s very happy with her new friends. They will be her trusty sidekicks.

They can start a band. Plushie and the Testical Tones.

I am almost giddy with the possibilities.

But here’s the problem. The Bollocks Boys need names. I have not proven myself to be particularly creative in this area. I mean, I named my plush uterus, Plushie.

This is why I am turning to you, dear readers. I trust you to come up with a much better names for each of our big blue balls.

Leave me a comment with your best name ideas.

Help me name my plush nuts!